This is my life for the next 5 days

"MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s" (mastermario) 02/11/2019 at 13:08 • Filed to: Travelopnik

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In the Bahamas

Staying in Nassau the whole time. Any oppo recommendations? 

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 02/11/2019 at 13:17

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you just posted this to piss of f zoidberg didnt you?

good man :D

Chuckles > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 02/11/2019 at 13:18

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I enjoyed this juxtaposition.

ttyymmnn > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 02/11/2019 at 13:23

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This is my life for the next 5 days

Life is rough, n’est-ce pas?

Svend > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 02/11/2019 at 13:57

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Drive on the left. 

Tapas > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 02/11/2019 at 14:16

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D rink Rum?

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 02/11/2019 at 14:19

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No...I wouldn’t do that ;)

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > Svend 02/11/2019 at 14:20

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I don’t plan on doing any driving   so no worries there

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > Tapas 02/11/2019 at 14:20

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Well obviously. That’s always been the plan

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 02/11/2019 at 14:24

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Stay around the cruise terminals and do day trips to the various attractions. Nassau is pretty fucking shady for the most part.

BahamaTodd > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 02/11/2019 at 14:29

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Extremely rare, but my cousin in Nassau sent me this video today. Have fun! :p

Tapas > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 02/11/2019 at 14:31

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I think you don’t need to worry about the rest then lol

Just stumble around everywhere double fisting drinks.

BahamaTodd > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 02/11/2019 at 14:33

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If you can afford it, a day at Atlantis at the water park and aquarium is nice.

This Jet Boat is supposed to be fun.

https://www.bahamasjetboat.com/

PatBateman > BahamaTodd 02/11/2019 at 14:40

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Nice fishy.  Time for fishy wrastlin’ with sweet fishy. 

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > BahamaTodd 02/11/2019 at 14:42

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Wait that happened today? Was that at Baha Mar?

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > BahamaTodd 02/11/2019 at 14:43

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Yea we are planning one day there. A couple days exploring town a bit and a couple are up in the air still.

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. 02/11/2019 at 14:46

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Yea, our taxi driver took us to a grocery store and came in with us, once we got a few blocks from the beach it got pretty shady looking. Was an interesting experience at least

PatBateman > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 02/11/2019 at 14:54

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I suggest swimming out to that sailboat  and commandeering it.

Take pics.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 02/11/2019 at 14:58

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Yeah my wife and I were exploring the town when we were there, turned down a street and walked maybe 2 minutes and the street suddenly was empty of people and all the buildings were boarded up. We noped right the fuck out of there and back to the populated part of town.

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > PatBateman 02/11/2019 at 15:05

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Become a real pirate, nice. I’ll think about it

BahamaTodd > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 02/11/2019 at 15:42

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Over the weekend I think. Cable Beach. A little west of Baha Mar.

PatBateman > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 02/11/2019 at 15:48

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Think less.  Now go out into the Courtyard, to that junky beach, and start your new outlaw career. 

Rico > BahamaTodd 02/11/2019 at 16:19

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People always ask me why I never go into the water at the beach, this is why. 

t0ast > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 02/11/2019 at 16:33

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Fried conch + your favorite flavor of daiquiri.

I also recall there being a fort or two near the port that was worth visiting.

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > BahamaTodd 02/11/2019 at 17:22

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I thought to view looked familiar we spent the weekend at Baha Mar and the rest of the week will be more in town. I don’t get why you’d go to a new country and then isolate yourself at a resort like that. All the locals that worked there would get so excited to tell us what to do when they found out we’d be leaving there to stay where we are now.

ranwhenparked > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. 02/11/2019 at 20:22

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I made the mistake of staying at the British Colonial last time - decent hotel, but more of a business-oriented than vacation resort, and a bit of a hike from any attractions.

I t kind of reminded me of what Philadelphia used to feel like before the gentrification started - not too bad, but you get the idea that you should probably keep an eye out and watch yourself . The tourist areas are absolutely crawling with police, and I don’t think its solely to keep a lid on drunken cruise passengers making idiots of themselves.

Atlantis, or at least one of the other big resorts, definitely seems like the way to go.

Beautiful country though, and full of mostly nice peopl e , from what I’ve seen.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > ranwhenparked 02/12/2019 at 08:58

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I think Atlantis is part of the problem, with them building that little shopping town people on the resort don’t have a reason to leave so Nassau is in tern suffering because of it.